Bush pardons turkey, ironically contracts avian flu

Bush, with peer group, delights in petting a turkey.


Today George W. Bush performed the only function he is intellectually qualified to do: Give presidential clemency to an incredibly stupid animal. The animal will live out the rest of it's days in a petting zoo at Disneyland, living a higher standard of life than many americans enjoy.

It was nice of Dick to let George pet the turkey, though. I bet that made his day.

Anti-Democrat posts coming soon, I promise.