If you are a woman living in America and you want an abortion, you better hop to it. Hell, you might want to even get knocked up and then get rid of it just to say that you did it when it was legal, back in the day.

Apparently, Samuel Alito will be nominated to the Supreme Court today, replacing the Sandra Day O'Connor liberal swing vote with a moderate-right judge just right enough to make Democrats nervous about the abortion vote, affirmative action, etc.

In ten years, watch for husbands to be claiming wives as a capital gain on their tax return. God willing.

14 white folks

Newsday has a handy interactive slideshow revealing 17 possible candidates for nomination in the wake of Miers' peace-out.

There are seven white fellas and seven white gals. At the back of the supreme court bus (too soon?) are two hispanics (including Gonzales who will not fly because of his liberal take on Roe v. Wade and the likely resurgence of the executive privilege thing) and one black man (Larry D. Thompson, who's a good pal of ol' PubeMaster-T himself, Clarence Thomas).

So does it matter if the next justice is another white person, much less a white dude?

Predictions for tomorrow?

Lets hear from the cabinet on this one. Leave them in the comments.

Harriet Miers Withdraws Her Nomination!

OH SNAP!

I think the only way Bush's week could get worse is if Osama bin Laden turned out to be his real father.

Every newspaper in Canada ran a different photo in the same sequence of this photo of Condoleezza Rice meeting Canadian Governor General/Part-Time Seperatist/Full-Time Hottie Michaelle Jean.

In this photo, if you look directly to the right of Condi's right elbow, you will see the book "Shake Hands With The Devil."